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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?

Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?

Just-one Singh.

Khalistan's national song?

Bande marte hum.

A female Khalistan terrorist?

Hard Kaur.

A famous Khalistani profession?

Jarnailism.

khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA

the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL

national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL

the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA

a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH

a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH

what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?

A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to

Hindustani Music ?

A :- Raga Kirvani.

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What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions will be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus.

All racists who are prepared to die for their contry, please do that now.

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May 4th, 2002, 12:38 PM #3

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Do you know urdu/hindi??? If no, than you might not understand these jokes, actually you have to know some punjabi too for completely understandingthem.

What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?

Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a

white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)

Surrender Singh

Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?

A : Millionayar

One more here

Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?

A : M - O yet another O N.

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May 4th, 2002, 12:45 PM #4

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Can someone please post some jokes about Sikh? Thanks!

May I ask why Sikh jokes specifically?

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Originally posted by ukhalil11:

Salam!

Can someone please post some jokes about Sikh? Thanks!

khuda hafiz

..it was once discussed here that we would avoid racial jokes.. its sickness of mind when someone is made fun of its race or religion..

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Originally posted by ahmadjee:

May I ask why Sikh jokes specifically?

Good question

I dont really know either, I have just read some sikh jokes and laughed my ass of so wondering if there is any other sikh jokes.

Note:

I personally do not dislike sikhs.

A lot of people hate them because of the way they have to act upon their faith which can become a racial issue. Myself, I have some sikh friends and they are regular humans just like everyone.

khuda hafiz...............?

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