Sunday, September 21, 2014

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants."
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/teacher.html#sthash.2xLAoED4.dpuf
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Patient - Doctor, doctor!  I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor - Pull yourself together man!
Patient - Doctor, doctor!  I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor - Take a seat.
Patient - I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Patient - Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor - How long have you felt like this?
Patient -  Since I was a puppy.
Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell.
Doctor - Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/doctor.html#sthash.EiOXYzCM.dpuf
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/santa-banta.html#sthash.LDfXCi2I.dpuf
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or  Ambulance...?!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That you were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband: you will never succeed in making that dog obey you!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/husband-wife.html#sthash.7ztLI15q.dpuf

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi Eik Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife - Koun Thi Wo?
Hus - Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi .

wife hits her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone .


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"


Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man: Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha .


Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week..................................?



Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

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