Dirty Funny Joke Biography.
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Door Maro hay dost
Thahi doori minara gham data
Na sagi man dil judahi
Maka goman bewafahi
Be-wafa tho bahay
Be-Moth ah man mira
Thahi thanhahi cho minara
Be-Kastho be-sahara
Tho shutay go thara mani hum washi shutha
Be-sawa Be-Khata Be-Guna ah mana yal ma day
Man na saga hay sanam ich mana gham ma day
Hay thawaray dilay
Tho mani manzily
Be-thara Jane Jana begi kasy mina
Tho raway ma gham kana
Tho raway ma gham kana
(4) Piss = mani cho enbarii chakka
Piss = mani cho enbarii chakkas a tara 90% number yaaragi int
Chuk = na mani peh ma enbari 100% number yaaran'
Piss = bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?
Chuk = piss ishiye bendaat kayaa kotag?
(5) U.S.A hama durah chizzani kerr
U.S.A hama durah chizzani kerra tursit k aahani naam e aahir luwz "noon" yaa "N" che bit
Quran
Musolman
Taaleban
Pakistan
Afghanestan
Falasteen
Usama bin laaden
Iran
Pathan
Wazeerstan
(6) sikh: "doctor mana behaal kana
sikh: "doctor mana behaal kanagay bimmari ent"
doctor: "tara ey bimmaari dan' kadi ga chey ent?"
sikh: " chounen' bimmmari? "
(7) nazaane gochali gaaray pameshk
nazaane gochali gaaray pameshka
mani pema ghama baaray pameshka
kasi eyr dastiyaa Tahir namannay
jahanaa bazzag au waaray pameshka
Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gift Diya
Aur Kaha...
Bhook Lage Tou Khaa Lena,
Pyaas Lage Tou Pee Lena,
Aur Thand Lage Tou Jala Lena
Quetion: Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya?
Larki Barat K Din Rotti Q Hai
Valima K Din Uss Ki Hansi BnD Hi Q Nahi Hoti?
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(3) no men no women no women no l
no men no women
no women no love
no love no sex
no sex no children
no children no school
no school no homework
no homework no problems!
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(4) What is more easy for a man to
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?
...........a girl.....
there is an example in front of him
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(5) What happens when the earth tu
What happens when the earth TURN 30 times faster?
...
You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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(6) Why are men like snails? ....
Why are men like snails?
They have HORNs,
they slobber and they trudge along,
and above all,
they think the house is theirs.
(7) Why does beer contain female h
Why does beer contain female hormones ?
When you drink too much of it,
you cannot say anything sensible any more,
you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
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(8) Why does a stupid blond girl n
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
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When she feels something wet she TURN on her back.
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(9) Why do women have legs ? ....
(10) Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wa
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota.............................?
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
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Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
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Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Funny Joke Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
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