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Urdu Jokes In Ghar main jin hai

September 23rd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

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Itne baatein nai kahi

September 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

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SHAKESPEARE Said…!!

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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi

Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai

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Kisi se koi cheez maango

September 10th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango

jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.

Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi

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DESI bhi chalti hai

August 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya

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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?

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Ladki sharmate hue-

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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

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Salary dekte hi khayaal

August 22nd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

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Maafi maagne wale ko

August 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??

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Student: BOYFRIEND.

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kitne handsome hai na

July 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.

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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye

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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti

ho..

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zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

July 25th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

FARAZ In Bakra Mandi

July 17th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

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FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai. :-)

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Chahey Jitne Bhi Paren Sandel

July 17th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

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Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,

Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

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Parda Tu Hosh Walaalon Say

July 9th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

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Merey Merey marney per bohat

July 9th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Merey marney per bohat se logon k yeh alfaz hon ge..

faraz acha tha mar gaya aksar udas rahta tha.

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Price of galaxy grand

July 9th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000

Girl:- Awwwww

Girl :- wat about S4??

Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww :P  :D  ;)

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Taleem yafta ho jata

July 1st, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P  :P

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Sache dil se dua

June 19th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..

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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,

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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)

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Larki ko respect

June 15th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..

Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain ;)  :D

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Funny Jokes Sms Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.