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Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

 zindagi ke din kaise bhi hon,guzar jayen ge,ek din hum bhi chupke se dunya chord jayen ge,aaj rehte hain aap ke dil main yaad ban ker,kal ansu ban ker ankhon se nikal jayen ge.

life mei kuch bana cahtey ya kuch pana chatey wakat ki kadar karo wakat tumhari kadar karey ga 

kuch pana ho tu ek jazba aur janoon rakho 

kushi chiye tu kushi dena sekho tu kushi kud ap k pass ajey gi 

kuch bana chatey tu lagaan aur mehnaat dono mei sey ek b na choro 

zindagi achi guzarna cahtey tu is ko haso muskuraho aur yad rakho 1din wapis jana hai

Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera lund khara ho jata hai

Dr: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”Gaandu” lagtay ho.

in Dirty SMS

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Uski Maa Ki Choot

Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot

Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Jaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot

Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy

Wo kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Mery Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye

Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Arzoo Hai K Wo Mery Ghar Khana Khaye Par Us Ko

K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Main Us Ko Her Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon Dosto

Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karay To Us ki Maa ki choot! .

in Dirty SMS

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Jala Dety Ho

kabhi DOST kehte ho

kabhi DUA dete ho

kabhi MISS Karte ho

kabhi NEEND se jaga dete ho

Tum jab b sms karty ho mery tatty jala dety ho.

in Dirty SMS

Where Is Lun

Biology kay Sir: Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur Lun?

All Boys shouted loudly:

“Msg parhnay walay ki bund mein”

Sir smiles & says:

Mera Bhi…;-

in Dirty SMS

Rasta Kahan Jata Hai

Husbund ne Nashe me Biwi ki Chut par Ungli rakh k bola, “Ye Rasta kaha jata hai”

Biwi uska Lun pakar ke boli, “Is Harami se Pooch,Ye daily aata jata hai.”

in Dirty SMS

Two Women Driving

2 Aurton ne driving seekhina shuru ki. Jab dono ke husband apas me milay to ek bola:

Meri bv ko pata nahi kia ho gaya hai.!?Raat ko sote hoay mera LUND pakar kar kehti hai 1st gear 2nd gear. Dosra bola:Ye to kuch bhi nahi he,meri bv to sotay me dono tangen khol kar kehti hai…

100 ki CNG dalna…

in Dirty SMS

Jeeta bhi Tu

Arz Kiya Hai

Irshad Irshad!

Sher Bhi Tu

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Wah Wah!

Kiya!

Sher Farmaya Hai

Sher Bhi Tu

Cheeta Bhi Tu

Or Gaand Marwany Main Jeeta b tu. 

1 Khan lund pe tail laga k,

Tisue pas rakh k,

Naswar monh mein dal k,

Tayar betha tha,

Pocha Khan sb intezar kis ka hai?

Khan: Bus zara ye larka msg parh le

in Dirty SMS

Ghalat Kaam

1 lerki ki Shadi hui. Suhag Rat ko husband se dur ho kar beth gai.

Husband: Kya huwa?

Girl: Maa Ko Kasam Di thi k Shadi k baad Ghalat kaam nahin karun gi.

in Dirty SMS

Derjen Keley

11 girls ne FRUIT Wale se 11 keley mange

FRUIT WALA: 12 Hi lelo drjen ka hisab laga donga

1 Larki boli: Lelo yar

1 SMS Parhne wale ki Gand me de den ge.

in Dirty SMS

Tota Aur Aadmi

1 admi ne zoo mai 3 trah ki zuban bolnay wala tota dekha jo urdu english aur punjabi bolta tha.

Admi: how r u?

Tota: I am fine

admi:kia haal hai?

tota: theek hun ji

admi: o ki haal a?

tota: o kisi gashti maa dia putra tenu 2 vari akhya nai k tera peo theek a.:-)

in Dirty SMS

Gaandu

Kya Hua Agar sMs Ka Balanc Nai Hai??

Is me GAAND dene Wali Kya BAAT Hai!!

UTH Jao Pir Kabhi sMs Bhaij Dena...

in Dirty SMS

Uski Yaad

Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher k ro para..

Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?

Pathan: Tumhari gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad aa gai jo sms parh raha hai!

in Dirty SMS

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Eid ka Chand

Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola

Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai

Punjabi bacha Bola

Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA Hai

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha

kuch feel ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

in Sardar SMS

Sardar ka Tota

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN

KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha

MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi

TOTA

KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

in Sardar SMS

Enjoy!

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:

Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

in Sardar SMS

Pathan Sardar Mix

Sardar:

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:

jhot bolti hy,

1500 tha.

Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,

Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

in Sardar SMS

Mother Tongue

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:

‘Puttar likh de;

“Very Long”;-).

in Sardar SMS

ICU

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

then . . .

Suddenly . . .

.

Sardar g,

Part time sunday sweeper,

entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

in Sardar SMS

Picnic

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?

Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.

Chota SARDAR:

Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.

Dono nay kaha k theek.

1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.

Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:

“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Dirty Jokes Images  Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.