New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

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1 Bacha Ek Larky or Larki Ko Sex Karty Hue Dekh Leta Hai.

Bacha: Muje Bhi Karne Do Warna Me Aapke Papa Ko Bata Dunga.

Larka: Le Yaar Tu Bhi Karle.

Bacha Kafi Try Karta Hai,

Par Uska Khara Hi Nahi Hota.

Bacha Chaddi Pehente Hue ..

Maa Ki Chut Duniyadari Ki

Jo Kaam Galat Hai Wo Galat Hai.

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Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS

Tharki

Larkon ko lrkiyon

Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,

Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?

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Socho?

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Nahi pata?

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Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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Baal.

Tu Mummay smjha na?

saale tharki..

in Dirty SMS

DON

Larki Bachay Sy:

Apni luli Nikalo..

BACHA: OK..

LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

BACHA:

“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

in Dirty SMS

No Balance!

Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya

peche ek 65 sala baba ta.

LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?

Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

in Dirty SMS

Poo!

Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai

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nahi pata

wait

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 !   ' \  

/    )..)..poooon.

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in Dirty SMS

Lun Ke Sath!

A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.

Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.

Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

Dr:”Lun”k sath .

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Condom SMS

Payment Done!

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia

“1 Larki

Qad 5 ft

Rung Gora

Nam Geta

Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

Khawb Tha

SUHAG RAAT

3:17am: Start kiss

3:21-open Nighty

3:24-Open Brazr

3:27-Open panty

3:31-Press Boobs

3:39am: ?

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“EHTILAM”

KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Suhag Raat SMS

Judge to Punjabi

Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga

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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi

in Dirty SMS

Botel

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Bhen Chod,

Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Chudai SMS, Phudi SMS, Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS

Pathan Hoga?

Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

Aur

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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Pathan Dirty SMS

No Smoking!

1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha

Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya

or us k haath main pakrha diya

Lover boli.

Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

in Dirty SMS

Javed Miandad & Imran Khan

JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..

Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Cricket SMS Jokes

Patient to Doctor

1 Doctor

Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014

New Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014