Dirty Jokes Sms in English Bography.
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Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
Break up ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi
Aagey road khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.
ets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate
this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
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(4) Chritmas ka yeh p
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan
apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari
kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
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(5) Christmas waves
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
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(6) Bells are ringing
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the
flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you
merry christmas.
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(7) Faith makes all t
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things
work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all
the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy
that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s
possessing, RETURNS to you glad.............................?
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Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
Dirty Jokes Ssms in English Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.
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