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Judge: (chor say) tum nay is dukan mein chori kiun ki.

Chor( judge say) janab dukan par likha tha.

Aao aur le jaao.

Aik saheb dusray say. Is dafa mein nay Qurbaani ka sara gost baant dia.

Dusray hairan hotay huye. “ bhayi hairat hai hum nay to dekha nahi. Aap nay kahan gosht baanta?”

Apnay freezer mein. in saheb nay itminan say jawab dia.

Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain?

Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye.

Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain.

kia baat hai BIBI ji! aap etni udas kiun hain?

Malkun nay dukh bharay andaz say kaha. Tumharay saheb apnay office ki typest say pyar karnay lagay hain.

Yeh sun kar nokrani be sakhtah bol uthi. aisa nahi ho sakta yeh aap mujhay jalanay kay liye keh rahi hain.

Aik saheb office janay lagay to inhon nay apnay nokar say kaha. Agar parosi puchay keh saheb kahan hain to kehna office gaye hain. Agar puchay keh cycle kidhar hai to kehna is ki hawa nikli huyi hai woh chat par puncture pari huyi hai. agar kahe ghora ( horse) kidhar hai to kehna ghaas charnay gia hai.

Alfaaz nokar kay zehan mein gid mid ho gaye. Parosi (neighbor) nay aakar jab pucha cycle kidhar hai to is nay kaha ghas charnay gia hai. is nay poocha ghora kidhar hai to nokar nay kaha office gia hai. jab is nay poocha keh saheb kidhar hai to nokar nay kaha. Is ki hawa nikli huyi hai. Chat par puncture para hai.

Officer: kia tum mot kay baad zindagi par yaqeen rakhtay ho?

Servent: ji bilkul janab!

Officer : kal jab tum chutti lay kar apnay dada kay janaza par gaye the to tumhari talash mein yahan aaye the.

Aik basti mein kisi ko namaz parhni nahi aati thi. Kisi duray shehar say molwi namaz parhanay aaya tha. Aik darakht key nichay namaz parhanay khara hua to aik titya is molwi ki qameez mein ghus gia to is nay qameez utar di, phir pichay kharay sab logon nay qameez utar di. Phir do titye is ki dhoti mein ghus gayi to is nay dhoti bhi utar di. Pichay sab nay dhoti utar di. Phir woh bhagta bhagta kuyein (well) mein gir gia. Is kay pichay sab kuyein mein girnay lagay. Aik aadmi nay kaha. Yeh kia kar rahain hain.

Sabiq cricket Imran Khan vote mangnay kay liye kisi mohallay mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqaal ho gia tha. Imran nay soncha keh vote mangnay ka acha tareeqah hai. Program kay mutabiq woh wahan gaye.

Fateha parhi phir bolay. “Allah bakhshay marhoom meray jigri dost the. Rozanah meray ghar tashreef latay aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu kartay. Kabhi kabhi to woh meray ghar so jatay.

Log hairan huye. Imran khan nay hairan honay ki wajah poochi to logon nay bataya keh marnay wali to Ghulam Rasool ki ghar wali thi.

Maan .............Hameed kiun ro rahay ho?

Hameed............ammi mastar saheb bimaar the aur woh…….woh….

Maan….Kia hua mar gaye kia be charay?

Hameed ………..”aji kahan mar gaye…….tandurust ho gaye hain.”

Kisi dehati nay apnay dost say kaha. Chalo shehar ki sair karnay chaltay hain.

Is kay dost nay kaha dil to mera bhi buhat chahta hai lekin mein jagah jagah jo hidayatain darj hoti hain in par amal karna khasa mushkil hai. Pichlay mahinay mein shehar gia. Aik jagah likha tha. Yahan thukye. Majburan mujhay wahan thukna para. Dusri jagah likha tha raddi kaghaz is mein dalein. Mein nay sarak say raddi utha kar is mein daal di. Chund qadam aagay barha wahan likha tha, rafter 40 mile fi ghanta bhala bataao mein burha aadmi itni tez raftari say kaisay dor sakta hon lekin marta kia na karta mein nay 40 mile fi ghanta ki rafter say dor laga di aur is din kay baad mein nay shehar janay say tobah kar li.

Ostaad shagird say ----aap kal school kiun nahi aaye the?”

Shagird-“sir mujhay bird flu ho gia tha.”

Ostad-“bird flu to murghiyon ko hota hai.”

Shagird-“mein ab insane nahi raha sir, kiun keh aap mujhe har roz murgha jo bana detay hain.”

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.

Punjabi Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes in Urdu for Girls In English In Hindi Punjabi For Adults on Pathan With Pictures in Urdu 2014.